SOCCER badboy El Hadji Diouf was beaten up in a drunken fracas in a nightspot’s toilets, it was reported yesterday.
To say it in clear English, someone had a “poo” all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets.
Super Mario’s penalty against Siena labelled a scandal by Italian press
Accordingly, we are informed that the Spurs player:
a) Goes down easily.
b) Travels at such speed the slightest contact can affect him.
c) Is often merely trying to avoid injury.
d) Has an inner ear infection that causes him to lose his balance.
e) Was momentarily caught out by the rotation of the Earth.
Why is Suarez the ‘filthy’ arch-villain yet Bale is protected? We choose to vilify the foreigner, but a cheat is a cheat…
Aberdeen have accepted a two-match suspension for Peter Pawlett after he was accused of simulation in a 1-1 draw that consigned Dundee to relegation.
That was a blatant dive from Fernando Torres